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stretch limo

stretched out car that is very circa 1980s, usually driven in by people to go to special occasions such as weddings, funerals, and proms
Hart's Dad: I was like, "Hart, Stretch limos are so 1980s." God forbid one drives down my street and my neighbors see it.
by websterremixed March 14, 2005
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stretching the truth

Refers to the enormous sideways "expanding" of the "honesty line" (i.e., the "straight 'n' narrow" ink-trace that is drawn when the subject is not lying) that occurs whenever Hap Shaughnessy takes a polygraph test while reciting one of his grandiose tales of phenomenal past accomplishments/escapades.
When his fellow villagers disgustedly waved off his amazing tales of howling adventures and intrigue during his trip as an ambassador, Will Rogers indignantly snorted that he hoped that a building would fall in on him if he'd "padded the facts" at all about his recent political adventures, and a huge brick chimney immediately did collapse and shower him with bricks and powdery mortar-dust (he wasn't hurt -- no worries). Kind of a crude and "extreme" polygraph-device, but it did indeed show that Will had evidently been stretching the truth somewhat.
by QuacksO April 16, 2019
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Californian Stretch

The act of stretching a persons butthole and putting both fists in until they Rosebud
Person 1: Hey bro what did you do last night

Person 2: I gave my girl the Californian Stretch

Person 1: Sounds like a fun night bro
by ASS_RAT September 21, 2021
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womp stretch

The act of inserting two penises into one vagina.
I can't believe she let us womp stretch her last night, does that make us gay?
by Blue bars January 30, 2016
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Hair stretching

A method of changing the curl pattern of naturally curly hair by setting hair creating a larger curl pattern to reduces hair shrinkage.
The client asked her stylist for a flat twist as her hair stretching style.
by BlondeElocks September 28, 2014
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Stretch Style's

Is a person on the make, or a hustler. Usually from the street's, like a street punk (PUNK ROCK) hardcore individual.
Usually heavily tattooed and speak's in slang.
Live's life day to day like it was the last. No fear and does not care. This person blend's in a crowd when needed and is all way's under minded. Gang oriented and street smart. Usually violent and will attack with out notice. Like's loud music and easy women. Liquor is a pass time, you can find these individual's in the big city.
I seen stretch style's on the block today!!!
by Drifter13 July 31, 2011
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throat stretched

Hey girl, I'm on my way over. Be ready cause you're gonna get that Throat Stretched.
by Big C in FW March 9, 2016
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