Today I have to go to middle school where Lisa will probably have another period leak and I'll get verbally abused. Fun times.
by crazytrisgirl September 10, 2015
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Most of these are 3 years (6th-8th grade), but some are 2 years (usually 7th-8th) and others are 4 years (5th-8th).
Most of these are 3 years (6th-8th grade), but some are 2 years (usually 7th-8th) and others are 4 years (5th-8th).
Before 7th Grade (at a 2 year middle school):
"Yay! Middle school! New friends abound!"
By mid-October of 8th grade (at 2 year school):
"I am useless. I am worthless. I have no future. The world is better without me. I have no skill. My "friends" go around and tell my secrets."
Middle school is where hopes and dreams go to die.
"Yay! Middle school! New friends abound!"
By mid-October of 8th grade (at 2 year school):
"I am useless. I am worthless. I have no future. The world is better without me. I have no skill. My "friends" go around and tell my secrets."
Middle school is where hopes and dreams go to die.
by thekingofamerica November 29, 2015
Get the middle school mug.3 years of hell (sometimes maybe two or four).
let me just list em:
1. Snitches patrol the whole campus
2. empty nicotine juice bottles everywhere
3. You get in trouble for bull shit
4. Test scores are easily messed up
5. Teachers have favorites
6. Lunch is a fucking rip off
7. 6th graders start to flirt with 8th graders (mostly 6th grade hoes)
8. Annoying "popular" group of people that always climb on top of each other to feel good, when they still feel like shit
9. Un-developed losers that haven't even hit puberty, yet tease you for being flat
10. Bunch of people go through the emo phase (trust me, it's real)
11. Teachers have no mercy
12. The school bus is full of ass farts
13. Boys get fuck boy hair styles over the summer
14. PE sucks
15. Parents overreact on your grades
Enjoy!
let me just list em:
1. Snitches patrol the whole campus
2. empty nicotine juice bottles everywhere
3. You get in trouble for bull shit
4. Test scores are easily messed up
5. Teachers have favorites
6. Lunch is a fucking rip off
7. 6th graders start to flirt with 8th graders (mostly 6th grade hoes)
8. Annoying "popular" group of people that always climb on top of each other to feel good, when they still feel like shit
9. Un-developed losers that haven't even hit puberty, yet tease you for being flat
10. Bunch of people go through the emo phase (trust me, it's real)
11. Teachers have no mercy
12. The school bus is full of ass farts
13. Boys get fuck boy hair styles over the summer
14. PE sucks
15. Parents overreact on your grades
Enjoy!
Incoming 6th grader: "oh my gosh, i am never gonna swear, i will also be myself for middle school."
8th grader: "shut your bubble gum dum dum lookin ass the fuck up."
8th grader: "shut your bubble gum dum dum lookin ass the fuck up."
by mel that big boy June 28, 2019
Get the Middle School mug.Worst place to be in for three years, Even worse if you're a female like I am. Most boys think they are super badass, cool, and funny, but in reality the're usually seen as super loud, and annoying. A bunch girls in my grade aren't any better. Loving to be on instagram anytime they can manage, whining about not being on their phone for two minutes, and just being bothersome. Being a very tall, Very pale, shy nerd with anxiety, like I am obviously cant get you in the popular girls clique. If you can survive middle school you can survive everything.
5th grader: "WOW! I can't wait to be in middle school! ill have a lot of friends, I'll be SO mature, and i might even be popular!
*Me trying so hard not to bring them down* Uh..Yeah! Sure you will..
*Me trying so hard not to bring them down* Uh..Yeah! Sure you will..
by anxiety child December 12, 2019
Get the Middle School mug.A heckhole filled with a bunch of sweaty people and self important jerks. Other than that, you would also get to stay in one classroom for an hour, six times. Basically a headache in a building. Aside from that, you get to wander around alone during break, while your elementary friends will hang out with a bunch of random people because they're so lucky they get to be popular and they pretend like they don't even know you exist. Once you go home and get to cry in your bed for a couple of hours, you get to have the thought of going to school the next day... Five more times... for ten months... aaaand twelve more years.
Person 1: Hey, what are you doing in middle school tomorrow?
Person 2: Nothing
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: No, actually lots. Too much
Person 1: Oh, we get to watch a movie
Person 2: Spoiled brat, middle school doesn't let you do that
Person 2: Nothing
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: No, actually lots. Too much
Person 1: Oh, we get to watch a movie
Person 2: Spoiled brat, middle school doesn't let you do that
by BigFatDuck December 16, 2019
Get the Middle School mug.the worst and most awkward 2 or 3 or 4 years of any kid’s school life. Cliques start forming and you are kind of on your own for making friends. Some teachers may just be the shitty kind and just gotta get lucky to get nice ones. You get a shit ton of homework that’s all due within a short period of time to the point where you can’t keep track of anything anymore and your brain cells die, and sometimes even get more than high schoolers. Usually the cafeteria food is just dog shit pizza that’s been frozen for some time or baby cow growth hormone milk that’s maybe spoiled. Then you do all that shit ton of work to graduate only to have 4 more years left of high school which is a whole other story...
6th grader: I’m so excited for middle school I can finally be like one of the cool older kids now and do whatever I want! Freedom here I come!
8th grader: yeah right. Middle school is a fun time (not). Good luck.
6th grader: are you joking?
8th grader: hmmm....
6th grader: *says no more*
8th grader: yeah right. Middle school is a fun time (not). Good luck.
6th grader: are you joking?
8th grader: hmmm....
6th grader: *says no more*
by chicken_nugget_manifest August 7, 2019
Get the Middle School mug.The 666th layer of hell that you must suffer through for at least 3 years. Its where you realize that life isnt that great and that you miss being a 3 year old lump of flesh. It often causes mental illness and sleep deprivation. Maybe you'll even meet a teacher who has it out for you, while being high on whatever he cooks up in his meth lab file cabinet. Within these few years, you finally might be able to pull your first all nighter doing homework!
Damn, I only got an hour of sleep last night cuz of my homework from middle school.
Wow, looking back, middle school really was hell.
Wow, looking back, middle school really was hell.
by depressedturtle January 30, 2020
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