Met the toad

Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)

Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)

“What happened to Mathew?he used to be so angry all the time.”
“He met the toad after taking shrooms and now he gardens to get rid of all his frustrations “

by suckmah October 27, 2020

metting

To engage in a meeting about another meeting in the future.

Hey man, lets have a metting about the meeting next month.

by pemm_quats April 13, 2022

kanker met slagroom

"Cancer topped off with whipped cream"

An expression used to define something terrible being brightened up by some funny, wholesome or amazing action.

For example: When "shit hits the fan" and your day can't seem to get any worse, your best friend or co-worker the most hilarious thing to brighten up your day.

You've been feeling sick, had a terrible day at work and have to do a few hours overtime.

You find out you and your favorite co-worker are the only ones left at work for the rest of the time.

"Man, this day is kanker met slagroom."

by Annie&Sjakie March 8, 2024

Mets

To Mets, verb: To fail in a ridiculous or spectacular manner, particularly in relation to sports or a sporting event.

Metsing: Failing in a spectacular or ridiculous manner. "He's going to walk in the winning run! This pitcher is really Metsing!"
Metsed: Failed in a spectacular or ridiculous manner: "Can you believe they gave up two TDs in the last minute? That team really Metsed!"

by Ratherder August 2, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025

How I met your Mother

A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)

Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...

by SomRandumdude January 5, 2023

Let’s Go Mets

The phrase that is said during sexual intercourse by the male when ejaculating.

Also a phrase used by best friends during a party to identify when one or the other has a female to go home with.

“Let’s Go Mets!” said Frank as he orgasmed.
“Let’s Go Mets! said Gary to his friend to ensure him he had a hunny in the bag.

by Mr.PeePeePooPooMan December 5, 2021