Jet Li

A martial artist who won a tournament when he was about 7. hes kinda short. Made some great movies in hong kong like once upon a time in china trilogy, tai chi masters(hero is ok but not that great). Made some shity movies in hollywood like The One, the only one thats decent enough to watch is kiss of the dragon.

So do you like Bruce or Jet Li?
Me: BOTH!!

by uranus November 25, 2003

John Li

John Li is a legend.

everyone: john li is a legend

by Jrsyjsy January 30, 2018

Wa-lied

the act of lying and being dishonest by politicians to his or her membership. This act of deceit is accompanied with lack of intelligence and foresight.

"Hey man, did you read facebook, i heard we are being wa-lied to? Kinda like Bush eh"

by Joecy August 17, 2007

no lies please

a term that is used towards somebody who says they will do something but then don't

Marin: "Mathew are you coming to the pub tonight?"
Mathew: "Yes I am, will see you at 8.30"
Martin: "No lies please"

by Mathew Salmon July 30, 2006

Zombie Lies

Lies that just won't die, no matter what the facts are.

Obama not being born in Hawaii, is a zombie lie. Republicans keep telling zombie lies about the democrats.

by Kconnor56 July 10, 2010

Fat Lies

¹ A lie that is told by a fat person.

² The propensity of fat people to lie, normally for social reasons.

Sally is telling fat lies again, in order to get attention.

by Rear Naked Woke September 28, 2018

Joshua Li

An asian boi. Best known for overreacting to Doki Doki jumpscares.

Yuri: Why don’t you love me gay? *glitches*
Joshua Li: *cries*

by Fuckpig December 14, 2018