3am laundry

3AM laundry is when you pretend you are doing laundry but are really masturbating.

Lauren: hey im away to do laundry
Harry: its 3am, is this like your 2am shower
Lauren: yep
Harry: oh ok enjoy your "3am Laundry"

by hss91 May 27, 2014

free laundry

Clothes that are left at your house by friends or anybody for that matter. Once the clothes inhabit your house for 24 hours without any requests from the owner, they are yours. No matter how much they bitch after that point, you have no obligations.

Guy 1: "Dude, your party was awesome. Did you ever find a Maverick's shirt? I think I left it upstairs."
Guy 2: "Man, my party was two days ago."
Guy 1: "So, I still want my shirt back."
Guy 2: "Sorry brosky, your shirt is free laundry, and I like it a lot. Makes me look jacked."
Guy 1: "Bitch, give it back!"
Guy 2: "Sorry."

by Jako Kot August 05, 2008

japanese laundry

the dropping of a used condom on a partners clothes leaving splooge after fornicating

As kevin walked out of the dorm room, he left some japanese laundry for that hoe to clean up. Yahtzee!

by Kevin Mas October 13, 2006

Bag of laundry

1. a really fat and unkempt woman a real cake eater

2. A really fat person that wears clothing that a
skinner more sexy person should be wearing.

3. Any really fat person that has control over their weight but choose to devour anything in their sights.

This could also be combined with the term a “wet bag of laundry” which in turn is a really fat person that is so fat that you can see all the dimples in their fat asses. Hence the term wet bag of laundry. This also many different variations like an old bag of laundry (a fat ass old person). Dirty bag of laundry (a homeless fat ass). A smelly bag of laundry (for fat people that have that fat person smell to them, you know kinda like a bag of laundry)

"man look at that bag of laundry"

"I went to the mall today and i saw this wet bag of laundry riding the escalator. when she got off she hauled her fat ass into a candy store for a treat"

"I was going to this movie yesterday and this dirty bag of laundry asked me for some spare change and a some cake"

by Gerry Edwards April 29, 2008

laundry list

a bill, especially a long one, of items to obtain, do, or not do

That laundry list that he forgot was no guide to ethical politics.

by The Return of Light Joker October 04, 2010

Hot Laundry

When you take your laundry out of the dryer right when its finished so its really hot and when you fold ur clothes and sweat really hard. Used in a derogatory sense.

Bro you're a fuckin pile of hot laundry!

by Barry Newark November 14, 2012

doing the laundry

the codeword for sneaking out in the middle of the night
can also be referred to as just "laundry"

yeah i was doing the laundry last night and i almost got caught

hey you up for some laundry tonight?

by marcuspwnzyourasshole August 30, 2006