Kermit Clapper

Where you freeze a cucumber and put it in a girl’s ass. Then after finishing from behind you take a swim fin and slap the cucumber with it.

I heard you like trying new things? Have you tried a kermit clapper with anyone?

by rushreptar303 April 24, 2024

Kermit Is God

Kermit is my g!

Kermit Is God is God!

by MonkeIsGod June 30, 2022

Kermit Sudoku

(Internet slang, humorous) To commit seppuku or hara-kiri. (by extension) To commit suicide by any means.

What is Kermit Sudoku? Kermit sudoku is a joke about committing suicide.

My game froze again, dude.. I'm about to just kermit sudoku.

If I hear one more K-Pop song.... I will kermit sudoku.

by DXXTHLY January 23, 2024

Work Kermit

A work kermit is British slang for a work permit. A worker must have their work kermit with them before they can enter an overseas worksite. It’s often depicted as a pocket sized green frog that is hand carried to the work site and allows entry.

Manager, “Ali can you go down to Mozambique next week to complete the job?”. Ali, “I’m afraid not boss, I haven’t got my work kermit”.

by Belgraviadan July 12, 2024

Kermit

After fucking a girl in the ass for hours. You pull your dick out and there’s a Lima bean sitting perfectly on the tip of your dick. Which resembles Kermit the frog perched on a wall, tree, etc.

“Dude, I was fucking Jessica in the ass last night and when I pulled my dick out I had a Lima Bean on the tip”!!
“Bro, you totally got a Kermit”!

by JermzLundy April 2, 2019

Corporate Kermit

A colloquial term used in corporate settings to describe an individual who takes excessive pleasure in establishing and enforcing overly strict rules for the office. For instance, requiring prior approval to participate in company-sanctioned recreation (e.g., ping pong). Related to: corporate cunt.

Corporate Kermit, during a conference call: Excuse me, Salt Lake office? Please put yourself on mute, I can't hear myself talk over your collective breathing. Thanks.

by JonJacobJingleHeimerSchmidt July 22, 2019

Kermit

Kermit is a very largely memed upon frogge that is very cool

“Kermit is very cool.”

by It’sFroggaebesties March 30, 2022