Electric Guitar

The ultimate form of coolness. The second one puts the guitar on and the guitar so low that it's hip height immedialty becomes the ultimate pussy magnet. One strum of the power chord and the pussies will be melted.

“Yo, have you seen that sick ass electric guitar."
“I know right. Might melt some serious pussy with that axe."

by BigBoiDaddy February 28, 2020

Guitar Flap

The process of a male shaking his exposed genitals from up and down, in which the penis begins to flap.

Jeff’s Mom: Jeffrey, stop waving your naked penis all over the place!
Jeff: it’s called the guitar flap you dumb bitch!

by Allahman20 August 23, 2021

Erectric Guitar

The act of masturbation where one slides his hand up and down his penis while moving his fingers in a fashion similar to playing an electric guitar.

“Yo, I’m so grossed out!!! I went to Sean’s room to see if he wanted to play some ball outside and I caught him playin’ the Erectric Guitar!!! He looked so embarrassed!! ”

by GeoNeo714 April 12, 2019

guitar solo

what makes metal real metal

most nu metal has no guitar solos (yes, that was a diss)

by zack423 October 1, 2006

grandpas guitars

the term used by Tokie and Skwisgaar for acoustic instruments.

Grandpas guitars are for pussies, and grandpas and I think he knows it.

by not will hensley December 12, 2007

Guitar Douchebag

Arch-nemesis of Charming Joke Telling Douchebag.

Charming Joke Telling Douchebag: "Watson you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!"

Guitar Douchebag : (sits down in corner with guitar, starts strumming chords) "Hey look at me! I know four chords!"

Charming Joke Telling Douchebag: (under breath) "I'll get you next time, Guitar Douchebag. Next time!"

by Spartiala January 8, 2009

buttocks guitar

a guitar with buttocks, like the acoustic Jazzerette guitar from Zbiggy Smith: The Belgian Buttocks guitar.

Show me your buttocks guitar.

by Smoke Bosvogel January 19, 2008