simple.....a crossed eyed bastard..usually fat and thinks his body is sexy even though its not...when u talk to him u cant always tell if he is looking at you
derek....
by desireegf February 08, 2011
A hipster.
Dude: Hey, did you hear about Derek? I heard he is a pseudo intellectual, cigarette smoking, skinny jean wearing, English major dropout, who will take sad pictures in black and white and get that coffee for you for just over minimum wage!
Dudette: Oh, you mean a Hipster.
Dudette: Oh, you mean a Hipster.
by averagemeanofmeans April 15, 2011
by paolo angeles April 01, 2007
Derek
by testo83 November 22, 2019
Derek is a good friend but can be an ASS HOLE. He thinks hes big shit and has a big cock, but in reality its like a tic tac.
by Tillllertt February 28, 2020
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