coronavirus-19

Jojo is based on the corona virus. It's all a jojo reference. Life is too!

Person 1: Wait, it's all a jojo reference?
Person 2: The coronavirus-19 always was a reference
Person 1: Wow! I didn't know that!

by LeafyIsHere420 January 28, 2021

Coronavirus

Almost something out of a movie like I am Legend or Contagion, though there never has been any normal human behavior to lose. People's lives were always dysfunctional, and always will be. The ones who seem normal and want everything to change into a more functional, appropriate union are the ones you want to watch.

The coronavirus isn't strong enough to keep eople from remaining dysfunctional by nature. They don't need to change their lives, and nothing around them needs to change either. Nobody has to be or get appropriate or functional, and the coronavirus won't change that.

by Solid Mantis March 3, 2021

Coronavirus shot

A shot consisting of 0.5 ounces of silver tequila, 0.5 ounces of Jager and 0.5 ounces of Rumple Minze.

Hey sexy lady, give me that coronavirus shot!

Hey everyone! The next rounds on me. Coronavirus shots for everyone!

The coronavirus shot gave me the worst hangover of my life!

by Dereleek March 12, 2020

Coronavirus poser

A bad actor/actress who walks around in a mask and gloves coughing even though their health is fine 5 minutes later.

The coronavirus poser is trying to get people scared to leave their homes, it's the worst joke.

by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020

Kissing The Coronavirus

1. A book written by M.J. Edwards in April 2020

2. Someone licking a public surface and getting sick about 2 weeks later

1. Hey, Person 1! Did you read Kissing The Coronavirus?
2. Hey, I heard that Person 1 was Kissing The Coronavirus a few days ago

by PasteurizedJuice November 27, 2020

Coronavirus

A virus that will someday turn us all into tp hoarders.

Person: Oh, there is Coronavirus, I better go buy all the damn toilet paper.

by smertyponts April 10, 2020

coronavirus

just a code for BUY ALL THE TOILET PAPER OR WE'LL GONNA di̶e̽͘e͛ͅe̖͆e̘̒̑ḛ̻͖eee̅e̠͙͛e͔ee̿ẽe̾̕e̡e̢̐e̘e̦͠ếèͅe̅e̩̯ͦe̓eee̳ͧḙͪ̏ee̘e

*siren noises* coronavirus

by twitch_user_datboi April 28, 2020