Giz cooch

Becomes Dj now and again, poo stains on her bed, makes odd sounds when talking to animals, has one sip of Smirnoff ice and is passed out, biggest light weight you’ll ever meet, beautiful gal but very stinky, very talented at makeup she’s like the master, this shart bag always has your back. When giz is around hide ur juicy bottoms they might get eaten by a wild bean. Finally she really enjoys being overly dramatic and make her self seem hard.

Woah she’s snorting coke! Must be a giz cooch

by Daddy finger June 20, 2021

cooche cottage

A cottage inside either clitopia or cuntopolis. Usually a whore house for teenage buttfucking. There is little to no Delay in getting in

Dude lets go to the cooche cottage to get our dicks wet.

Nah brah I'm gay

by BANANAMAN's Slit cunt February 7, 2014

cooch muncher

Or coochie muncher, is someone (usually a lesbian) who enjoys munching coochie (eat pussy).

"There is no point hitting on her, she is a cooch muncher."
"Oh, I didnt know she was a cooch muncher!"

by coochiemuncher June 21, 2019

Dusty Cooch

Dusty Cooch is a vagina which serves as an ashtray for many people, most likely discordmods.

It can also mean that the cooch has been infected with many sorts of STIs resulting in a dusty cooter.

{chad} yooo dude we used {kira's} Dusty Cooch
{kyle} wooah bro that must have reeked of STIs

by xyko1 February 10, 2021

cooch bag

Opposite of or pertaining to the female version of douche bag.

The biker lesbian slamming tequila sunrises and yelling racial obscenities was being a total cooch bag.

by Bobbierobrobbie December 23, 2014

cooch wipe

A wipe or cloth used to clean a female genitalia. Can be sanitized, or just damp with some sort of cleaning product added.

Bob:Heyy can you hang out or what?
Tina:No, sorry i have an apointment at 2 to pick up my cooch wipes.
Bob:Oh, well good luck with those cooch wipes, i hear there expensive now days.
Tina:Yeah they are, but ya know, a girls gotta keep her cooch clean.

by spooninacup12 January 22, 2012

cooch surfer

A man (or woman) who secretly uses the popular "couch surfer" website to meet women, despite innocent fronts to the contrary.

Dang, Garrett! You can't propose to a girl you just met being a cooch surfer!

by Tinman2112 July 16, 2017