bat baby

A hideously ugly baby, with usually good looking parents, who when you first lay eyes on it, causes your brain to make the high pitched squealing noise oft associated with bat sonar. Sometimes bat baby's may have wings or pointy fang like teeth.
The super model couple down the street just got back from the hospital......you should see the bat baby they brought back; it'll make your brain explode.
by Deering September 13, 2006
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Bat Fight

Bat fight is a game of kings. Orderly and clean, with a set of established of rules, anyone could do. Generally good natured, you can have a good time, only on rare occasions does it get out of hand.

It is totally even, you can never tell who is going to win. Seventy five percent of it ends in a draw, you almost, almost never loses. A game of skill, tactness, street smarts. It is natural law
Don't be a pansy, come down and see. Bat fight is all around the world, coming to your town.
by Chazz Michael Michaels July 04, 2009
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Clam Batting

When a third lesbian slams her clit into the thigh of another lesbian already engaged in scissoring forming the shape of a "T".
"Monica and Jessie were scissoring, but Toni had to go Clam Batting because her breath was stank, yo"
by Wild turkey 81 July 30, 2013
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bat phone

A second phone used for talking to girls beside a wife, fiance or steady girlfriend.
I just bought a Tracphone aka "a Bat Phone" from Walmart so I won't get caught by my wife talking to this chick.
by SavageNation June 04, 2009
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bat-shit

extremely; very; to a degree beyond normal reckoning
bat-shit insane
by J Bindel January 20, 2004
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Space Bat

A small bat that was spotted blasting off with the space shuttle on 03/15/2009 and clinging to the back side of Discovery's external fuel tank apparently held on throughout the launch.



"03/15/2009 - Never forget Space Bat"
by Armed2 March 19, 2009
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Internet Bats

When your computer or laptop begins to malfunction whilst on the internet, rather by strange and unusual noises, popups, or just turning off. All the work of the dreaded Internet Bats.
Last night my computer got attacked by Internet Bats, my whole internet turned off.
by Adredi April 19, 2009
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