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Bagpipe

The sexual act of having intercourse with a loved one's armpit, whilst manipulating their anus simultaneously with one's fingers. Requires maximum coordination and dexterity.
"Dude, I totally gave this homeless chick a bagpipe last night after finding her under a bridge."
by bagpiper207 May 16, 2018
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Rusty Bagpipes

The act of inflating a pink sock with your mouth while jacking them off like the Rusty Trombone.
Kevin plays one mean rusty bagpipes
by Sandy Hooks June 16, 2018
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Hungarian Bagpipe

The act of blowing air into your partner's vagina and then pulling her lips tight over the opening as the air is expelled in the same manner as a party balloon.
What the hell was that noise a queef?

No it's only Jeff and Lisa in there playing the Hungarian bagpipe
by The Latvian Enigma September 9, 2016
mugGet the Hungarian Bagpipemug.

Canadian Bagpipes

When a girl takes your balls under her armpits while she's wearing black-face and apologising like Justin Trudeau.
My girl played the Canadian Bagpipes last night, I could've drowned out a trucker protest.
by Crazy Stupid Cool Guy Loser April 27, 2024
mugGet the Canadian Bagpipesmug.

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