Cat

A small dog that meows

Cats are cool

by SPONGEGAR SPELLING March 10, 2018

Cat

A demon in feline form which has successfully hacked natural selection by manipulating the dominant species. The most prevalent and destructive invasive species known to man, cats wreak havoc on songbird populations, ruin indoor air quality and kill humans with Toxoplasmosis and Bartonella infections worldwide. Prolonged exposure to their Toxoplasma bacteria will cause humans to lose their will and become cat thralls over time.

"My cat clawed my daughter's face off yesterday. It was her fault for moving so suddenly and thankfully the cat is ok."
- a cat thrall

by PooPoo Garbage LLC May 25, 2022

Cat

Kitty small animal known as feline

Oh! Your cat is so adorable

by Imperfect_bish June 25, 2019

Cat

a furry, cute pet that eats your food and sleeps all day.

MEOW! *MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH* a cat is a great thing. Sometimes.

by Conderpius April 11, 2015

Cat

Are in your dim sums

Asian: Did you cut up the cat and cook them in the dim sums, with the dogs

by Popechancey June 8, 2019

Cat

A dog.

oOOOOooOOh! An alley Cat.

by julianisnotgay September 19, 2019

Cat

Something that can both clean itself and doesn't yell at you for no reason, It can also walk on anything.

Poseidon -"Hey is that a cat?"
Zeus-"I dont know..."
Poseidon"Probaly"

by The dmauri kid October 15, 2017