textjob

The act of placing ones cellular device onto their genitalia, followed by a person sending repeated text messages, until the recipient of the textjob reaches sexual climax. Has been known to cause damage to cell phones when performed carelessly.

Jim: Man, Dave was really pissed after I banged his wife. He wouldn't stop texting me, so I threw my phone in my pocket and he gave me a textjob!

Todd: Nice dude! Now Dave and his wife have made you bust a nut!

by Hammer of Jesus June 28, 2017

texting $0

not having to pay to send a text message

XMPP enables the smart phone user to send messages in text at zero cost: make the parents happy, more money to spend

texting $0 = xmpp

by prosody pro April 9, 2012

True Texan

When you take 6 shots in one shot glass. Your a true texan.

Dang Quinn just took 6 shots, He is a true texan!

by Cagrdog34 July 9, 2020

text regret

the sending of a text and immediately regretting that you ever wrote the text in the first place.

I can't think of an example. text regret

by Blanco0o0o0o0 October 16, 2008

Texas tunnel

A Texas tunnel is a stretched out vaginal or anal region.

After multiple babies, Susie lamented that she now had a Texas tunnel where her vagina had been.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Texas Low Rider

A Texas girl who is so big that her horse’s back sags in the middle.

When Beatrice rode her horse to the rodeo even the bulls stopped and stared.

“Wow that’s a real Texas low rider” said one of the cowboys

by Dongslapper467 June 2, 2021

Selective Text Responding

When one of the participants in a texting conversation intentionally ignores certain questions or texts because of their lack of desire to answer the question or get involved in a conversation.

"Stop selective text responding and answer my question -- do you want to go with me to my friend Marisa's surprise mini golf birthday party?"

by tomalexander19 August 25, 2013