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Testicle Sunrise

When you wake a girl up by slapping her in the face with your testicles
my girl friend fell asleep during sex, so i gave her a testicle sunrise!
by dangle dongle May 13, 2005
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tertius

This guy is loyal, kind and caring. Has a hard exterior but a heart of gold. He gives the meaning to the word sexy. Playful and mischievous...There will never be a dull moment. A smile to melt any heart of stone. if you meet a Tertius. ...you found a keeper.
Everyone needs a touch of the Tertius bug.
by jaytee313 December 6, 2015
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Testing the tires

This is a term that me and my friends refer to when asking if someone has shit stains in their underwear. These are not the lightly browned streaks, but the heavy streaks that look as if someone was using the underwear to help heat up their racing tires at the track.
Damn dude!
You are never going to get laid when you are always testing the tires.
Shit! Please learn to wipe your ass!
by Wun Hung Lo January 11, 2006
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Testicular Eclipse

While teabagging someone (putting your testicles over their eyes) you then shine a flashlight over your testicles giving your victim and IMAX-esque view of your testes and testicular veins. Made popular by eager high school students trying to find the vas deferens.

Also a cure for stuttering emo kids.
Matt and Dave walked in on Tom giving Chrissy a testicular eclipse. Shock therapy ensued.

Emo Danielle was given a testicular eclipse by peepants to cure her stuttering. Noone understands her angst.
by Davecolarusso January 28, 2008
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testiliar

perjurious police officer
Dang cop testiliar lied on the witness stand.
by MonteCarlo January 4, 2007
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testick

after a day of hard work when your balls stick to your legs
dude1: man, im so sweaty after today! dude2: i know! me too! i have a bad case of testick!
by 1337 |/\|4|\| January 5, 2009
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STAR TESTING

A series of tests that determine our school's rank/score and for some reason determine if we go to college or not.
STAR TESTING is tomorrow and I don't even care.
by MhsStud13 April 7, 2008
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