Tucker

A common name for an athletic and extremely physically fit dog.

That corgi's name is Tucker and he certainly lives up to it! He ran so fast you couldn't even see his little legs, not to mention his slim, sleek body!

by Marsha Johnson October 15, 2011

Ball Tucker

A “Ball Tucker” refers to a male who places their scrotum as well as penis between their legs as to hide their crotch bulge in order to look more like a woman. This term is usually reserved for drag queens, transsexuals, cross dressing heterosexuals, and perhaps the mentally unstable.

Adam: Hey, what do you think about this pink feather boa with sequins
Jonah: Dude, you're such a ball tucker



Glitter Sparklez (the Stripper): Hey there, would you like a lap dance
Jason:*turns to Bobby* hey man what do you think?
Bobby: Abort, Abort, this one is totally a ball tucker, ABORT!

by Chris-G-Anity August 28, 2008

Tucker Death Mix

A drink created by Tucker Max in his story "The UT Weekend". It is made by combining:
-750mL Everclear
-32oz Gatorade
-2 cans Red Bull

I begin sucking back the Everclear/Gatorade/Red Bull mixture, which I will hereafter refer to as "Tucker Death Mix."

by JollyDarkness October 13, 2009

tucker max drunk

A specific form of drunkeness involving a very large amount of alcohol and a very high degree of beligerance, mainly towards fat and/or ugly women. This state is generally only attainable by Tucker Max himself.

Man, I can't remember it, but they tell me I got Tucker Max Drunk last night and offered to pay a cabby $3 to run over a fat girl.

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

Tucker Carlson

Masturbate to ejaculation and then bite at the come like a dog on a garden hose.. While dressed in clothes your mother picked out

Greg's won't be at church today, his dad caught him doing a Tucker Carlson and joined in..

by Brian Dillweed September 1, 2011

Tuckerton

A small town in New Jersey famous for the Seaport and Decoy Show. It's surrounded on all sides by Little Egg Harbor, which everybody considers Tuckerton because they share the same zip code and LEH has no claim to fame. Everyone in Tuckerton goes to Pinelands Regional and smokes weed all day. People consider it a "hick town" or "trailer trash" but there aren't any hicks at all, they're just mistaking it with West Creek or Parkertown. There are only 2 trailer parks but they are only for retired people, and one of them always seems to catch fire.
There are 3 wawas within a minute of eachother, and 2 rite-aids. You know you've made it when your name appears in sharpie along the guardrail behind the Wawa in tuckerton. Nobody can park at that wawa because it's filled with bikes, and longboards from all the teenagers who hang there, aka the "soft-core druggies". The hard core stoners hang at the Hometown Market in Mystic Island. All kids do is bike or longboard while drunk or high along route 9 or radio road. the only day that you wont see kids hanging on the side of the road is Halloween when they all go to The Avenues.
Stay away from Mystic Island, Tavistock, or Tuckerton Meadows and you'll survive without being jumped. All the rich kids live in either Kara Homes, Holly Lakes, or a waterfront home, which always end up being grow houses. Everyone in Tuckerton is either scene, emo, or skater, and all complain about how bored they are.

Person #1: Let's go to Amsterdam!

Person #2: Why? There's more weed in Tuckerton

Random stoner: That guy shot his next-door neighbor because they both grew weed in their house

Rich couple from Pennsylvania: We're never vacationing in Tuckerton Beach ever again!

by NJersey October 8, 2009

Tucker Carlson

He got pwned,
Haven't seen him since.

Crossfire is now gone, thank god.

by MaxPowers April 19, 2005