Tuckerton 

A small town in New Jersey famous for the Seaport and Decoy Show. It's surrounded on all sides by Little Egg Harbor, which everybody considers Tuckerton because they share the same zip code and LEH has no claim to fame. Everyone in Tuckerton goes to Pinelands Regional and smokes weed all day. People consider it a "hick town" or "trailer trash" but there aren't any hicks at all, they're just mistaking it with West Creek or Parkertown. There are only 2 trailer parks but they are only for retired people, and one of them always seems to catch fire.
There are 3 wawas within a minute of eachother, and 2 rite-aids. You know you've made it when your name appears in sharpie along the guardrail behind the Wawa in tuckerton. Nobody can park at that wawa because it's filled with bikes, and longboards from all the teenagers who hang there, aka the "soft-core druggies". The hard core stoners hang at the Hometown Market in Mystic Island. All kids do is bike or longboard while drunk or high along route 9 or radio road. the only day that you wont see kids hanging on the side of the road is Halloween when they all go to The Avenues.
Stay away from Mystic Island, Tavistock, or Tuckerton Meadows and you'll survive without being jumped. All the rich kids live in either Kara Homes, Holly Lakes, or a waterfront home, which always end up being grow houses. Everyone in Tuckerton is either scene, emo, or skater, and all complain about how bored they are.

Person #1: Let's go to Amsterdam!

Person #2: Why? There's more weed in Tuckerton

Random stoner: That guy shot his next-door neighbor because they both grew weed in their house

Rich couple from Pennsylvania: We're never vacationing in Tuckerton Beach ever again!

Tuckerton by NJersey October 8, 2009

tuckerton 

A small place in southern New Jersey, often times referred to as, "the arm pit" or "crotch" of New Jersey. It is also rumored to cause cancer.

"Oh my God Sara, where did you get that huge tumor on the side of your face?"
"Oh, this? I went to Tuckerton yesterday"

tuckerton by Casper Rae June 27, 2008

turketron 

AKA "Hustlin Tom Turkey" A cybernetic turkey from the year 9595 that has come to rescue the great great great great great grandfather of Goblox the chicken destined to lead the rebelion against the master chickens. Turketron is a cybernetic turkey that was once in the form of The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From the Future. He was developed by rogue chicken scientists and is equiped with a laser guided sock (fires photon beam), soap (action unknown) and a toothbrush (used to combat plague planted by the Master Chickens). They are contained in a trash bag and makes him go crazy when you touch them. aqua teen hunger force he is featured in the episode "The".

Turketron is like the Terminator. (they are in cahoots!!!!111)
THIS IS LIKE THAT SCENE FROM THE TERMINATOR!!!!
John Travolta (just the dancing part from that old disco movie)
Man you got moves like turketron ZZZZZOMG11111!!!!11112
I wish you were like turketron :"(

turketron by ATHF Scholar August 28, 2006

john tuckering 

When a guy/girl is flirting/dating with more than one guy/girl. usually cheating.

when i found out my boyfriend was john tuckering, i dumped his sorry butt.

john tuckering by shelbi June 7, 2007

Clown Turkerson 

Somebody who demonstrates the upmost incompetence at the highest level

Fuck me! look at this Clown Turkerson. He’s just gone a reversed over he’s own dam Cat. What a fucking Clown Turkerson

Clown Turkerson by Clown Turkerson July 24, 2020

tuckering 

The act of a man putting his penis between his legs to create the mangina. Except for extreme cases, tuckering is absolutely prohibited on a normal basis. Tuckering is usually only permitted in times of dire need, such as when a butch or sheman is coming on to you in a bar/club.

Buffalo Bill enjoyed tuckering his penis in "The Silence of the Lambs."

tuckering by Ross Sargent December 11, 2005

tuckerbox

1. To shoot a stranger in the buttocks for no reason
2. To shoot somebody from behind (esp. in White River Junction, VT)
(-ed)

1. To be shot by a stranger randomly
2. To be shot from behind, particularly in the buttocks

"If that kid doesn't step off, I'm gonna tuckerbox that fool!"

"I've gotta go downtown tonight, sure hope I don't get tuckerboxed!"

tuckerbox by Pojojuniper October 30, 2012