Piss Tax

Monies paid to a toilet attendent.

I was busting for a piss, but had to fork out the piss tax before releaving myself.

by Arch Crippledick February 3, 2009

Tax evasion

An easy way to keep all of the money you have earned

Jake~ I wonder what things I could do to keep the money I have earned this month.

Paul~ Have you tried doing tax evasion?

Jake~ omg Paul, you're a genious.

by Destroyer of babies October 10, 2021

property tax

THEFT of property.

Fred: Yay. I bought a house worth $200,000. Woohoo!

Government: Okay Fred. Gimme $5000 NOW.

Fred: WTF?

Government: Do you not get it? I said give me $5000 now, and you will do so every year you numbskull. It's called the "property tax". If you don't, I will seize your house.

Fred: What???? But it is my property. Why are you forcibly taking away a part of it.

Government: Because you're my bitch.

by 1nfid3l June 24, 2011

Tax clode

n: A variety of blusion where the accounts are grapolated providing advantages with dergents and patrants. Tax codes can not recieve guarded funds directly without an inoppolity certificate is also present.

My account is in a tax clode and I need the certificate of inoppolity for glarded funds

by John Warosa March 19, 2021

tax man

1. subject of a lesser-known Beatles song
2. an asshole
3. a socialist
4. one who wishes to steal your hard-earned income
see also tax collector

Today the tax man came and took my soul as compensation for due income taxes.

by Ted Jones December 20, 2003

orgasm tax

Sex with a prostitute

Tom.

How much did she charge for sex,

Chad
£30

Tom
That's nothing but orgasm tax,

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

Nigger Tax

1. The portion of federal taxes that are earmarked for niggers, more commonly referred to as welfare recipients.

Hey Mr. White, I am so sick and tired of the federal government consistantly raising the "nigger tax" why don't they just go out and get a job like the rest of us and stop relying on us humans to support them..... Because then Kramer they wouldnt be called niggers anymore... that is what niggers do... mooch off the humans...

by K. Kramer October 16, 2008