uber-tarded

Retarded to the max. Of/or being retarded alot or extremely.

n00b: where do i get gold from?

pr0: are u like uber-tarded? just go kill something.

by qwerty1337asdf March 20, 2008

Twi-Tard

people (usually over the age of 15) that are way too excited to see any twilight film.

All of my friends went to see Twilight when it opened; what twi-tards.

by suck it mama November 20, 2009

succ tard

The retarded middle school kids at the back of the bus who blast shitty music that only the disabled find enjoyable. Most of the time these are the same people who go home and succ their sisters cocks.

Chris: yo josh, can you believe how many succ tards there were on the bus today?
Josh: yeah I know! I just wish I could throw their speaker out the window so it lands under the tires.

by Super succ 07 September 28, 2018

Tard Safari

The event of a pack of tards breaking the door open in tard class, leaving them free to waddle out and whoop all over school, wreaking havoc among all the normal students.

*CRASH!!!!!*
tards: WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP
guy1: HOLY SHIT EVERYONE RUN!!
guy2: What's going on??
tards: *waddle through the cafeteria, flipping tables with tard-strength*
guy1: Its a fucking Tard Safari!
guy2: Aw shit, lets get out of here!!

by Tomalo October 10, 2011

tard rage

when a retard is sent into a rage acquiring super-human strength

dude, don't piss him off, or he'll break out the tard rage

by daddy March 8, 2004

Wii-tard

1) person that goes absolutely bonkers over playing the Wii and can play 25 hours a day if you let them
2) one who constantly insists on being Player 1 (as opposed to 2, 3, or 4)

SYMPTOMS:
Eyes are generally bugging out like they drank a gallon of spoiled green colored Hershey's chocolate syrup when they are playing

While playing Wii Sports, Jacquie whined and cried until Melanie let her be Player 1, so Melanie told her to stop being such a Wii-tard!

by Uncle Sal April 4, 2008

Tardgasm

A hybrid word combining Retard and Orgasm. Describes inappropriate behavior or an exaggerated, inappropriate burst of joy.

The word of the day was said on the Peewee Herman show and everyone had a tardgasm.

by Jason's shoes hurt April 16, 2008