Tafting

The act if slapping ones vagina against another person or object.

Dude, I just saw Hannah tafting the taj mahal.

by Cocksmasher April 28, 2011

Tafthole

A person attending the Taft School. Also see "Taftie."

Lauren and Brendan are such Taftholes! They need to come back to McTernan.

by Ross Brennan May 3, 2005

tafkam

The manouevre of taking a Ken doll (from the Barbie line of dolls) and shoving it up your ass to invoke pleasure.

Look at that guy, he's gone into that toy shop. I bet he's going for a tafkam later.

by Woopee June 11, 2006

TAFT

Totes Awesome For Toes .. that's all you need to know

"dude how's your ice cream"
"It's TAFT"

or

"Hey I got you this v-neck band tee just because"
"OMG you're so TAFT!"

by I'm Taft October 8, 2011

taft

the skin between a man's bunghole and ballsack

careful of my taft

by ak_surfer October 21, 2003

taft boy

male adolescents who wish they were hot enough and good enough at sports to get some fine hotchkiss ass.

damn, the only reason i make fun of those hotchkiss girls for doing mad yay is because is wish i was hot enough and good enough at sports to get with them, but i never will have that pleasure because i am a lame taft boy

by Charlo Diddy November 16, 2006

taft

"If ya lived in Taft, yeeed be home by na."

A place full of aqueducts and rolling California plains. The absolute worst place ever. Outside of Bakersfield in all its grandeur. You can go to Taft College and get gas vouchers to help you afford the awful drive. They offer a partial scholarship to any applicant. The closest thing to fun is a murky lake chalk full of Mexican immigrants. 30 miles from the closest suit and tie. All you will find here is poor retirees, and oil field workers.

"Hey ma, are we home yet?

"Ye son, just look at the sign up ahead."

Sign reads, "If ya lived in Taft, yeeed be home by na."

Real sign. Real people. Taft, California

by Vizzl3 February 12, 2009