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Cum taffy

Cum taffy is a stretchy partialy solid glob of cum which is stretchy like taffy
Jimmy: I pulled a 4 foot cum taffy piece from my cum sock.
Scott: how long was that there for.
by Cumcoconigger May 12, 2021
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Wallering in da Taffy

The point in an individuals love life where they no longer seek the company of a partner that is attractive and has something going for them and downgrades to a point below the lowest and final downgrade which happens to be called wallering in da taffy. Where they now seek company and sexual favors (blow jobs, head, or slow neck) from the unattractive, std ridden taffy puddins. At the point of wallering in the Taffy one must accept the fact that this is where they will always be because there is no upgrading when you get to that point of low and d sperate. Just sick!!
Can you believe that Shawn is now wallering in da taffy with da tana taffy plank puddin? He's just like the pigs that waller in da mud and there is no coming back from that he's tainted now he's hot that tana taffy plank puddin rot!
by Fefe and shardin December 22, 2023
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Laffy Taffy

Laffy Taffy: When a guy makes a girl laugh then sticks his cock down her throat and cums down it then she proceeds throw up. Thats a Laffy Taffy
Guy1: I gave my girl a laffy taffy yesterday she really didn't appreciate it
Guy2: Yeah same but my girl loved it!
by Peats April 17, 2018
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Taffi

by Andwele August 18, 2025
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taffy twink

(among gay men) a gay or bisexual young man with a slim, but extremely tall, build. The term refers to if a twink was stretched in a taffy puller, and became very tall
Yeah, but his type is definitely taffy twinks. Not short guys
by Jendingo July 3, 2023
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eating taffy

Code-word for grabbing boobs.
Tom: Man, where were you?!

Brad: Sorry, I was eating taffy with Hanna!

Tom: Nice!

*highfive*
by The All-Powerful Definer November 3, 2013
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