Taco Bell

The cheap $1.19 Laxatives

Guy 1: I've been unable to shit for 3 days straight. What do I do?
Doctor: Have you tried Taco Bell?

by Pokedex #184 April 19, 2018

Taco bell

A place where your ass will explode, your poop will know be 500000 times liquider so your ass can contain the shot that is happening

That taco bell gave me diarrhea

by Your moms dumb January 9, 2018

Taco Bell

When you shit all over the place

HOLY FUCK MAN WHAT HAPPENED?!
Taco Bell.

by .&:&3&83 February 3, 2018

Taco Bell

A toilet's worst nightmare.

Peter: I'm going to Taco Bell.
Toilet: Oh shit

by human1010101 November 22, 2018

Taco Bell

A place that hires you just to unhire before you even started

Taco bell is soooooooooooooooooooooo rude.

by girl who got fired at tacobell October 15, 2019

Taco Bell

A place that makes u have to take a huge shit

After eating taco Bell my ass checks clenched

by BlowOnMyPoopPipe69 January 11, 2020

Taco Bell

Where you can get some nice Mexican food at a cheap price; but just be careful, because you might end up with a singed, ashen bum-hole in 2 hours. Yep, a lot of people are saying Taco Bell’s food is causing them to end up like this owing to explosive diarrhea from their low-quality tacos, burritos, and what not*.

Rocky: Come on, Bullwinkle! We’re going to Taco Bell!
Bullwinkle: I don’t wanna start shooting fire out of my bum in 2 hours owing to THAT stuff, Rock! Can’t we just make homemade tacos?
Rocky: 😒 We don’t have the ingredients for that stuff, Bullwinkle.
*2 hours later*
Rocky and Bullwinkle: *EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA*
*The entire bathroom is smothered in fire*
Boris: Yes! Natesha, we did it!

by MrWhomstDVe January 19, 2020