Hammer Swinger

When a goof, has a hammer, and knows how to swing it.

Girl 1: *scoffs* “you see that goof, leaving with all those girls”

Girl 2: “ that’s because he is a Hammer Swinger! Only goofs can swing their hammers enough in the right direction to leave with that many birds!”

by Royisab December 13, 2022

Arangatang William Swinger

A term to describe a dump that is at least 6" long and slowly exits the ass, while staying attached and swinging back and forth until it drops into the bowl.

That baby swang like an Arangatang William Swinger!

by DonDsnger December 9, 2016

knee swinger

To have a massive cock that swings at the knees

Wow, Bob you never told me you had a knee swinger.

by jresona January 3, 2024

life swinger

Someone who totally dominates life and makes the most of it. They are swinging through life in a good way, lucky them.

"Wow dude, that guy is a total life swinger. You can tell he gets a 95% and above on every test."

by smkjapidos November 9, 2018

Cleveland Swinger

When you have a woman sit in a hammock with a hole cut into it and she defecates into you mouth. This move was pioneered by the late great John McAfee.

The best part of my trip to Belize was the Cleveland swinger the prostitute gave me.

by BenDover63 October 15, 2025