twat swat

the female act of cock blocking.

she is being such a twat swatter.

by TDIX January 26, 2010

Cat Swat

When one's balls are hanging loosely, after a hot day trapped in the underwear and trouser combination of one's choice, and one's significant other decides it might be funny to swat at the the aforementioned testicles, to watch them swing, much the way a domesticated feline might do with a dangling plaything.

Johnny: Wow, hon, look how low my balls are hanging today!
Catlin: *whhhhhaaap*
Johnny: WTF bitch!
Catlin: You're balls were too dangly to resist givin' 'em a good ol' Cat Swat!

by MARC3LLUS August 28, 2010

mexican snot swat

whiping your hand with snot then slapping someone in the face

i just got mexican snot swatted by that kid who has the cold

by this isn't anyone May 1, 2009

Oan SWAT

A slang word for "Green Lantern", a D.C. comics character who's responsibilities include being a part of a peace keeping force based on the planet Oa.

There are no official examples of Oan SWAT being used in cannon.

by Oan SWAT July 9, 2009

The Multi-Colored Swat Team

The main elemant in the grand army of the Man, it is responsible fo rcrushing more pink cookies than all others combined

The multi colored swat team strikes again

by martay February 18, 2003

Twat Swat

When engaging in sexual acts, the partner pats, slaps, or "swats" the females pussy in a rapid, repetitive manner in order to arouse the female.

Once I gave her a few Twat Swats, she was hornier than a peacock.

by AmericanBadass January 23, 2013

Twat-swat

When a female cock blocks her female friend

Guuuuuuuurl....you know dat gurl Shanaynay
Yeah
Dat gurl twat-swated me at da club last night, he was all mine until she showed up

by Get-yo-gibs-on September 14, 2015