The Surbhi Effect

To improve your boyfriend's sense of humor

The surbhi effect upped Rohan's humor game.

by gatsbySalvatore May 25, 2019

Staten Island Surprise

Having a female sit on your face, expecting to perform cunnilingus on her, only to have her suddenly defecate on/in your mouth before robbing you of your wallet and fleeing the scene. Named after the New York Borough that popularized the practice.

Yo, Tony? Did you hear what happened to Joe the other night? That hoe from the bar gave him a Staten Island Surprise.

by Bumpy Dallas March 18, 2010

The cream corn surprise

The act of puking in somebody's butthole and furiously ejaculating on the vomit forming a chunky creamy mixture .

"She was down for some anal so I gave her a cream corn surprise."
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by Shitcakedasshairs July 4, 2016

Bangkok Surprise

It's when you find out that she is a he.

I had a Bangkok surprise last night

by Rajhadin October 15, 2008

Soupy Sack Surprise

(v). 1. The act stepping out of a reall hot bath or shower then lowering your warm soupy ball sack into your sleeping girlfriends mouth, spitting on her forehead and yelling surprise when she wakes up gagging on your sack.

1."Hino, I may have been dreaming but i think your brother gave me a Soupy Sack Surprise last night."

2."Wake up bitch its a Soupy Sack Surprise."

by LS returns(tiny) January 11, 2009

surprise farty

When several people wait for someone to come into a room and then all fart at the same time.

We'd all eaten some kickass chili. We had a big surprise farty for Dave when he walked into the room. It really stank up the joint.

by Gargantulaz July 24, 2018

Surcha

Surcha is a dark minded person. Always putting herself down than bringing her spirits up. But, dont let her dark side decive you! She is really friendly and protective after you become her friend. A nice 'hello' or 'hey, how's your day been?' may just win her over and convince her you arent that bad! The only Surcha I have ever met has blonde curly hair and brown eyes. So I cant really decide if thats what Surchas actually look like. She laughs only when she finds something funny, she never fakes it. When in love.. Ohhh its a dangerous thing. She laughs more and smiles alot when in love. She is way nicer to her crush and enjoys them. When angry.. They seem to always be angry, but they really just have a {Rbf}. Not to offend anyone but, Its true! They're overly dramatic to some people, but give the best speeches. They give warm hugs and make you feel wanted. All in all, They're a great friend for years and years!!

Me: This is Surcha!

Surcha: *Stares intensely at person*

Person: Heh.. Let me go feed my lizard..

(Most like her, but some think she's crazy! Dont judge a book by it's cover though!)

by Madison14537 June 16, 2019