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Stonking Great Tits

A phrase to describe particularly large amazing breasts or the need to have large amazing breasts.
Coined by Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw in his review of Tomb Raider Anniversary.
Gamer 1: 'You know what would make this game great? Some Stonking Great Tits.'

Gamer 2: 'OMG I was just thinking that!'
by Evil Tree December 20, 2010
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Text Stocking

To text someone who doesn't know your number and sometimes pretend to be someone else to learn about them.
Kelly "I get these text from this guy i don't know."
James "Oh?! Well what does he ask you?"
Kelly "He asks me questions about myself."
James "Oh, well he is text stocking you."
by Justin Ryan! January 22, 2009
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sporking

We were spooning and he got an erection, so we were sporking
by J.S. Klein July 19, 2012
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Stroking the Therapy Chicken

Ever since Bobby hit puberty we can’t get him out of the bathroom, he spends all day in there stroking the therapy chicken.
by NeelaRasgotra August 8, 2009
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Stroking a Dime

touching or having sex with a hot girl a perfect 10..
Tom.... Yo bro i was stroking a dime last night when my dog started licking my balls.

Dave... I want to dog sit for you!!
by Paragod101 June 16, 2011
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stormingrage

A fat person that sits at their computer all day.
hey, you such a stormingrage!
by ohyeah123792 August 25, 2013
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Slorking

When your life is nothing but a seamless transition between sleeping and working, sleeping and working, you are slorking.
I gotta fini...sh... (face slumps to table for five minutes, then jerks upward) ...the project. *slorking*
by Yitayningwut September 24, 2015
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