strip-n-spread

The ultimate in modern security searches to be performed by TSA officials on members of the public at the entry of all government facilities and prior to those citizens boarding any form of transportation.

Citizens wishing to board an airplane, for example, are gate raped by members of the TSA through a thorough pat down and followed up with the "strip-n-spread", wherein the citizen disrobes, lays back and is fitted into comfy warm stirrups prior to their mandatory cavity search.

Before TSA implemented the strip-n-spread I was so scared of taking the bus to work. Now I can feel secure in knowing that my fellow passengers have nothing explosive shoved up their asterisk

strip-n-spread by justthinkin' November 30, 2010

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strip choreography

the art of teaching dancers how to stage strip dances; strip-teasing dancing.

Formerly a strip-teaser, she now teaches strip choreography to new aspirants.

strip choreography by uttam maharjan November 23, 2011

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Strip Throat

A sore throat the morning after spending a night in a greasy strip cub. Usually a result of too much yelling and filthy lapdances.

"Man last night was rough I got some mad strip throat"

Strip Throat by M_King September 10, 2012

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Strip Go Fish Drinking Game

Play follows the standard Go-Fish rules with the following modifications:

If you have to Go Fish.. Lose an item of clothing.
If someone take 1 card from you.. 1 shot/drink.
If someone takes 2 cards from you.. 2 shots/drinks.
If someone takes 3 cards from you.. Lose an item of clothing.

Please note: socks are a pair and must be taken off as a one item of clothing.

For when you can't be bothered to explain Strip Poker and want to get naked and drunk quick play Strip Go Fish Drinking Game!

Strip Go Fish Drinking Game by Glendizzle July 11, 2012