Apollo is super straight

when apollo super NOT gay

person1: haha apollo is gay
person2:no, apollo is super straight

by Apollo1085 January 14, 2019

are you straight

This question arises from people who are interested in selling you drugs, connecting you with prostitutes, or simply ripping you off if you are dumb enough to give them cash for drugs before seeing the product.

Used by thugs, people in the 'hood, and scam artists.

Thug: "Are you straight, man?"
You: "Lookin' for a dub ($20 rock of crack)."

by innadahood March 29, 2010

Anti Straight

1. The complete polar opposite of straight.

2. So gay that its gayness cannot be contained in the world.

3. The immortal enemy of all that is straight.

4. A walking manifestation of pure gay.

Oh no, its the Anti straight!!!

Straight guys beware the Anti straight has risen.

I am the Anti straight pure gay!!!

by YUGGIB February 25, 2010

alabama straight

A man that frequently partakes in the velvety anus of another man, yet maintains that he is heterosexual because he says "no homo" first.

Shane's boyfriend tells him that he's Alabama straight because he says "no homo" when he comes in his ass.

by Miggles February 7, 2015

Anti-Straight

So there are Heroes,Villains, and Anti-Heroes. A villain is 100% villain, a hero is 100% hero, and a anti-hero is 50% villain and 50% hero. If being gay is 100% liking guys and being straight is 100% liking girls then being bi should make you anti-straight

Wow, Beatboxjoe is so Anti-Straight

by Brick Snake April 20, 2019

Annual Straight Day - 1st Feburary

seeming as there is a month for gay people we might as well notice straight people. hey did u know 67.8% of people that are straight commit suicide because they feel left out, so this is a day to purely not single them out.

kid1. hey, do u know it's the annual straight day - 1st feburary
kid2. omg i didnt know

by SW4GMASTER January 17, 2021

Aquinas straight

A man who is only attracted to women would make good wives and mothers and only into relations which will conform to the Natural Law.

Casual sex, contraception, oral, and anything else that got a particular town or two wiped off the face of the Earth in the Old Testament, are all offensive to Aquinas straight people and their sexual orientation.

I've been confused lately, labeling myself as "Super Straight," which is really childish and offensive to me. I am not "Super Straight". I am Aquinas Straight.

by matkap March 15, 2021