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saturnius

A way to describe an amazing friend. Someone who is not only very loyal and supportive, but also hilariously sarcastic and unbelievable beautiful (even if they refuse to believe it). If someone is a saturnius, they’re able to not only be there for you in your darkest hour, but also laugh and make stupid jokes with you. Everyone should have a saturnius.
“Hey, did you meet the epic new kid?”
“Yeah, she’s TOTALLY a saturnius.”
by nic :)) April 3, 2019
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Saturday

To many Saturday is the best day of the week. Often there is no work, no school, nothing but a free day to do what you need to take care of, or have fun. Saturday's are what people work towards. Saturday's do go fast however.
Person 1: Saturday and Friday should like team up, to create like an awesome Reality TV show.

Person 2: No, that wouldn't work, good try though.
by Jakabones August 26, 2006
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Status Sex

When couples repeatedly use Facebook Statuses or tweets to show unnecessary affection for everyone on Facebook to see,though we understand their love, we don't need to hear about it all the time over the internet
Me: Hey did you see Tyler's Status
Friend: No, what'd it look like
Me: Some boring affection for his girlfriend that no one wants to see
Friend: Yeah, I wish he'd stop having Status Sex
by Dbone16 July 23, 2012
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statusfaction

the feeling of elation one experiences when they are quite pleased with their clever facebook (or other online networking site) status. usually accompanied by a smug grin or a laugh that begs to be asked, "what's so funny?"
"having used his iphone to update his facebook, jim smiled with statusfaction at his witty statement, which he was sure would receive numerous comments."
by The Pep April 6, 2009
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Dope Status

When a vehicle is fitted with wheels that push the envelope in regards to ride height, width, diameter, offset and camber.
I can't believe Bob is tucking 17x11 BBS RS on his VW Golf, that shit is on dope status.
by mikeyrocks May 6, 2009
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saturday

by Giligan Brown August 3, 2003
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shitpost status

The status reached when you upload many short, low-res, usually worthless videos that are presumably meant to be funny to YouTube, sometimes 20 or 30 a day. Pioneered by channels such as Preston Garvey and jjxmb.
I uploaded a ton of videoclips I found in a meme thread on Discord to youtube, so I guess I've reached shitpost status!
by TheRealDiamond02 December 4, 2020
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