Squidward

The most MLG dank meme of 2015, 2016 and early 2017. He has a big, fat, black, juicy, rounded, throbbing nose making him the most attractive being in the universe.

OMG LOOK AT THAT GUYS NOSE HE MUST BE SQUIDWARD

by MEEEEMES March 9, 2017

slizzard

When two girls are scissoring and a dude tries to get in on it.

Dude last night my girlfriend wanted us to have a threesome with this other really hot chick, but when we got home they scissored the whole time and I just spent the whole night tryin to slizzor in on that shit. Damn, I was so down to get slizzard.

by sadpython696 October 16, 2010

get slizzard

being intoxicated by promethazine codeine syrup, also known as sizzurp.

I was chillen and sipping on some sizzurp watching the football game and before I knew I was txtin my boy to get slizzard with me like a g6.

by impeach46 November 15, 2010

slizzard

What you get when you super glue a snake and a lizard together. Most likely resulting in the death of the lizard, unless the lizard is glued near the head of the snake. Don't try this at home (its better to do outside).

I duct taped a snake and a lizard together to make a slizzard.

To make a slizzard you have to superglue them, what you made is a sducklizzard.

Wait, isnt that when you glue a snake, duck, and lizard together?"

No that's a snuckizzard. You retard

by mishae October 23, 2010

The Squidward

Where you drop your balls over someones nose and let you dick hang as their nose

Guy: Hey. He passed out wanna give him the squidward?
Guy2: HELL YA THEN WE CAN TAKE A PICTURE OF IT!

by ESwagmeout! January 1, 2012

slizzard

Unkown, but typically can refer to a state of intoxication so drunk that you can't form sentences and start making up words. Then it can mean just about anything. Can be shortened to slized if also high.

Getting slizzard like a g6.

That drink got me so slizzard.

Yo, Mr. Gregory I got so slizzard off your test.

I slized your mom

You dude I got slizzard, and then also slized.

by Iamtheother January 15, 2011

Squidward

God

...you are hearing this from an atheist.

Squidward is God.
Do not deny it. You know the truth.

Squidward is God, and Squilliam (God's highschool nemesis/powner) is the Antichrist.

by Bill (A.K.A. Scallop) February 20, 2012