Squirtle

Someone bitter, yet not at the same time.

Sometimes...he can be squirtle.

by Captain Quack April 10, 2003

Squirflelighting

A grotesque act involving a toothpick, some form of accelerant and a lighter. The user (male) covers a toothpick with the accelerant and inserts it into their urethra. Once inside the man lights it on fire and lets it burn. When used it practice, it is common for the user of this technique to bust a nut to extinguish the fire before in burns their skin.

Hey man, I don’t wanna go out tonight. I’m gonna stay in and have a nice Squirflelighting sesh alone if you don’t mind.

Squiflelighting may also be said as “Squiflelight” when being referred to as an action.

by Witerwally A Genius September 14, 2025

squirled

To kill a wild squirl.

Wow I just totally squirled!

by Jim Huntington November 8, 2007

Squirmmle

The feeling that one has after their girlfreind asks them to perform a dirty sanchez or a moist nunza
!!!

I'm hella squirmmle still from last night, my girl asked me to do the moist nunza.

by 2tallakasam June 2, 2009

Squirtlehead

A word used to describe the current state of departing pee. This term may only be used when the pee is protruding from your urethral sphincter.

I've got squirtlehead, I gots tah pee on every tree.

by Plain_White_T November 23, 2010

Squiffle

To persuade someone (Usually a parent) to let you get/do something they wouldn't normally allow. Often associated with cuteness.

"I'm going to be trying to squiffle my Dad into letting us get a cat over the next few days"

Or

"Hey, guess what?! I got a pony!!"

"Wow, how'd you manage that?!"

"Well.. lets just say that a certain amount of squiffling went on over the holidays.."

by Theycallmesquiffer January 12, 2012

squirrley

*see "horny",

Intense sexual desire,

Obsession with intercourse in an abnormal manner or degree.

"I must have been giving off false signals, or just talking about sex too much, because she asked me if i was feeling squirrley"

"I couldnt afford the dildo i wanted so i hid it at the bottom of the pile with a squirrley squirls instinct, knowing i should probly never cum back"

by el grando squirlo September 16, 2012