squinching

When you squint so hard your pussy farts

Oh man, Heather was squinching so hard trying to read that her pussy lips started to flap

by Self-five October 23, 2013

Squinchy

adj.
describing a state of being characterized by a fleeting but intense emotion of unpleasantness.

"you get all squinchy every time I mention the noodle incident."

by Jaliel January 11, 2008

Squelch

A fart that vibrates forward through the vagina lips and out.

That squelch really tickled my pussy.

by squelch queen January 23, 2010

Squinch

when one flinches and squints at the same time in response to an unexpected stimulus

I squinched when Justin almost poked me in the eye!

by G_SMOOTH March 26, 2009

squinched

action required to fit something into a space that is slightly too small

I squinched my Juice Box into my lunch box.

by Gardner9876 February 24, 2013

squelching

The sound you make when you've just curled out a very wet shit in your pants and can't be bothered to go home and change so you head to the nearest bar and sit down and have a drink. Everyone can smell you but you don't care. What you do care about is the fact that every time you move from cheek to cheek to get more comfortable you simply end up squelching all the time.

"Fucking hell mate, is that you making that smell?"
"Yeah. I just shit my pants."
"Can't you go home and change?"
"Yeah I guess. To be honest, probably best cos I'm just squelching over here. Fuck it's even running down into my boots."

by Barry Spanners June 20, 2016

Squanch

A fart so rare and terrifying that it deserves its own name. Often found in confined spaces where its victims can not escape its wrath.

My god, its the squanch. Break out the gas masks.

by thewickedone80 March 6, 2013