squeeze the bean burrito

An emphasised slang term for male masturbation

I want to go home and squeeze the bean burrito

by Cozza Ol' M8 January 21, 2019

squeeze a rumble

when your holding in a lot of pee and finally let it out

jeff: i have to go squeeze a rumble

hannah: is it because of all that apple juice you drank?

by yourmom.net November 2, 2019

COVID Squeeze

When your girl has covid and squeezes her pussy tightly around your cock while she coughs during sex.

Kept trying to make he cough last night so she’d give me a covid squeeze.

My girls pissed because I came too quick, but she gave me a covid squeeze and I couldn’t pull out.

by Probation Cocktails December 28, 2020

reasonable squeeze

A professional ultimate frisbee team, consisting only of homosexual members.

Hey man, have you heard of reasonable squeeze? We should join.

by jabooty slayer March 19, 2022

Alabama Squeeze Box

It's a incestious sex move, where two brothers are pounding and/or throat fucking their sister from either side

Hey brother, wanna do Alabama Squeeze Box? uwu

by renzy1337 July 5, 2023

deep sea squeeze

a handjob that is given underwater

damn, that was a good deep sea squeeze in the pool

by y33t September 26, 2017

Over the Pants Squeeze Tease

An accidental dick-grab when one is unbalanced or falling over and reaches for something to grab onto for support. This usually lasts for a short period of time, followed by a considerable amount of awkwardness, so it is considered a 'tease' rather than a full squeeze job. Bonus points getting the whole hand around the girth of the penis.

When I was at the ice skating rink last week, I gave my friend an over the pants squeeze tease, after which I bruised my tailbone on the ice.

by puglover90 December 9, 2014