A little bit like an advanced-level moon, whereby the person doing the spreading drops his or her kecks and gently pulls apart their buttocks, exposing their anus to shocked onlookers.
I'm telling you, it was rank. There we were in McD's, and in came Matt Buckley and dropped his pants, pulling a spreader at us. Two things became obvious - 1, that he'd recently eaten sweetcorn, and 2, that he needed to practice wiping a bit more thoroughly.
by Matt Hindle January 22, 2004
Get the spreader mug.(V.) When a girl lays sideways on a bed and you spread her legs vertically while ramming the shit out of her.
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by Bree_olson December 18, 2012
Get the spread your ass mug.when a girl is waiting for penetration, she is laying there spread eagle aka - legs spread apart. imagine a eagles wingspan while it is flying, then think of how her legs would be.
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by hkpolice September 25, 2005
Get the spread eagle mug.An injury that occurs while landing a skateboard trick with one foot on the ground and the other on a skateboard that is still moving at a high rate of speed. The results are extremely painfull.
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Get the cheek spreader mug.(Mostly used in a sexual context) When a girl spreads her legs apart; practically doing the splits; super sexy; even splitting the legs at a 180-degree angle makes her vag split its wet self in half
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Get the Spread Eagle mug.Guy who has unprotected Sex with multiple girls (either at the same time or over a period of time) causing multiple births with different mothers. He may or may not be aware of the offspring. Also known as Johnny Seed Spreader
Sarah, you stay away from Josh he is a known Seed Spreader and has at least four babies and that's just the one's I know.
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