spread like measels

a subject or topic that remained remotely underground, than became quite popular; for example, my definitions

My definitions seem to spread like measels.

by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

midnight spread

1. Waking up with your partner in the middle of the night, engaging in the physical act of love, and falling asleep again.

2. A delicious sandwich at resto Santropol in Montreal.

"Jeepers, me and Stacy had a fantastic midnight spread last night."
"That's swell, but it can't beat the midnight spread Jacynthe and I had this morning."

by newton64 August 19, 2008

The Spread Eagle Has Landed

When your sleazy, white trash, welfare-dependant daughter comes back to roost at your home with her five illegitimate children – because she just can’t make ends meet on four handouts alone.

With the cost of everything rising, public assistance from Welfare, Social Security, Food Stamps and Child Support is no longer allowing her to live the way that she had been accustomed – and the single-wide trailer has just been repossessed!

It’s sad, but once the essentials such as cigarettes, beer, drugs, snacks, lottery tickets, magazines and pre-paid cell phone cards are purchased, there never seems to be enough money left over for the non-essentials such as rent, utilities, gas or car repairs.

Man1: I heard that C moved back in with you, with all the kids.

Man 2: Yep, The Spread Eagle Has Landed!

by Politic Ric October 31, 2010

bend and spread

1. verb - The act of bending over and spreading your butt cheeks in someone's face (usually for a rectal visual exam)

Dude, at MEPS I had to do the bend and spread. It was mortifying because the doc was like 70.

by waterleopard December 27, 2011

anal spread

A delicious alternative to the bush taco, wherein a solid and juicy shit is spread on bread, toast or eaten with carrots and celery. Intense vommiting may follow.

I have a piece of bread but I have no peanut butter. I do however have anal spread, well I will in about 5 minutes.

by esparagus partridge October 21, 2009

spread

In competitive forensics, to spread is to speak very quickly, esp. in debate rounds.

Jeff: Could you understand what that debater was saying?
Diana: No, he was spreading too quickly.

by bitterspice June 5, 2005

Spread

When a large breasted woman wears a tight shirt, it refers to the "ripples" in her shirt between her breasts.

"Woah bro, check out the nice spread on that broad."
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by foshee p February 12, 2006