Spontaneously self-combusted

Usually said after relaying a chain of events to make them sound more interesting.

"Then I went to the computer and logged onto Facebook, and I suddenly spontaneously self-combusted."

by ArticunoJynxNidorinaBeedril May 23, 2010

Splinter Catcher

Person who rides the "pines", i.e., person who typically isn't a starting player on a football, baseball, basketball team and spends most of the game sitting on the bench.

Percy, your Splinter Catcher today until you out play Jack at first base.

by Jacque le Franc September 15, 2012

spontaneous euphoria

Spontaneous Euphoria is the phenomenon when you're doing a seemingly normal routine, and all of a sudden you get hit by a random wave of extreme happiness. Studies show that the chance of spontaneous euphoria may increase greatly while doing something positively nostalgic.

*Your friend suddenly stops walking*

You: Hey, man, what's wrong?

Friend: *shakes his head* Oh, nothing, I just got a wave of spontaneous euphoria

by Icohedric January 20, 2014

Splinter

1. To make someone orgasm

2. For boys make them hard

3. For girls make them wet

Gurrrlllllll I made him splinter only on first base I am that damn fine!

by Kittykatrowr June 12, 2018

Spontaneousism

The act of doing things without too much thought just for the thrill. Usually ends up being an adventure.

Andy took Danny out on a surprise date. Danny found his Spontaneousism flattering .

by Bruja June 13, 2018

Spoilt brat

Someone who is given whatever they want whenever they want whilst also giving no regards to anyone’s financial status; they only care about personal financial gain.

Madhav from sweet sixteen was given £100,000 in birthday presents! What a spoilt brat!

by Dblockasia August 6, 2019

Spoinger

when you use a spring and it boings

Hey,have you seen the spring spoinger?

by CombineTheElite May 3, 2021