Splurgetastic

Something that is, or appears to be ridiculously fantastic

Jj: Hey Kim, want to see a movie this weekend?

Kim: Yeah, lets watch Happy Gilmore!

Jj: That sounds splurgetastic!

by Kimballer' November 12, 2009

Splurtage

Peeing when you are not ready.

I raced to the bathroom but had a little splurtage before I got there.

by thebrainlady November 14, 2011

Splurgery

noun.

1. An amalgamation of the words 'splurge' and 'surgery'.
2. Used in reference to an expensive elective surgery (ex.: a plastic surgical procedure), which can be done seemingly impulsively.

"You got splurgery just to look good for one photo!?"

by Crowley666 October 8, 2013

splurdunking

The action of giving a blowjob to a man sitting on the toilet

OMG Jessica and I were splurdunking all night long !!!

by Lolkkkfyi April 22, 2017

Splurj

When you launch some mouth splattt. Its nasty as ball. It happens when your'e moving and don't like it.

Bruh eric just launched splurj after being on the bus for 23 hours.

by Fronkus M Burger June 3, 2018

Splurge and slurp

When a guy ejaculates in a vagina and then immediately slurps out the semen in order to prevent pregnation.

Not feeling pulling out? Just splurge and slurp.

by Noodle pap October 23, 2018

splunkiness

Splunkiness - the ultimate level of coolness. A person possessing such a trait has to be of above average intelligence, and have a quirky sense of humour. People with splunkiness are usually ambiverts, and very discerning of who they socialise with. Most people spend their lives trying to develop this quality, but one is usually born with it.

Nick and Natanya enjoyed a similar level of splunkiness, which contributed to their elevated level of coolness.

by Sindel75 May 10, 2019