Splat Mat

That loud plastic unbreathable crunchy mattress protector that one uses to sheild from monsume moisture.
Good thing Ralph got a splat mat, his girlfriend just learned how to squirt!
by Wadsley June 29, 2023
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shit splat natty splat shits

What happens when you fart after anal sex
I bent over after my man was done pounding my ass and it came out in shit splat natty splat shits
by Cici butt lover September 25, 2015
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Bush Splat

When you splat off a building because you blacked out and munched a bush. And you did it 2 more times and don’t remember that either
Holy fuck, I blacked out so bad last night. I need bush splat.
by bushsplat February 24, 2024
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Splat Burns

Dankest kid on earth, can be found cheezing with his friends from Solon, but more often he is kicked with his cross country friends. Likes to take dank rips off the legendary 5000 during lige fest. has a grandpa named papa bayer, a brother named patrick burns, amd a son named Mattycakes, and Wojo. Runs some dank Miles
Splat Burns: Ownage Duuuuuuuude, thats so dank.
MC: Yeahhhhhh
Splat: Get the box duuuuude
by thecakes13 February 04, 2010
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Splat A Lot

The forgotten medieval-themed Canadian children's game show that aired on Nickelodeon. It featured fictional villain such as Kookabura. It got cancelled in 2013 and became abandoned. Many TikTokers and YouTubers explored the set after the show ended. The water was demolished in 2019 and Splat a lot was demolished.
Guy 1: Do not go to the abandoned Splat A Lot set if not you will die to slow death.
Guy 2: I will go there and die.
by JadenTheMoose March 28, 2022
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splat pack

a pornographic picture encased in a plastic bag that is can be plastered to the wall, and used in a jail or prison shower to fap off to; some fap packs or the materials used to construct one may have some trade value.
Mojo screws confiscated my favorite splat pack. Bro, I be trade you a splat pack for a loosey.
by dbez October 09, 2011
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splat roll

the toilet roll used to prevent splash back and/or sound when pooing
Person 1: I hate pooing at work, i feel like everyone can here the sound of my poo hitting the water
Person 2: I used to hate pooing at work until i started using splat roll.
Person1: Whats Splat Roll?
Person 2: When you put toilet roll in the toilet first, poo then wipe and flush like it never happened, man!!
by LucaCEO August 08, 2017
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