When a woman has shaved her pubes but, still has pubes in her vagina she has forgotten take care of. Then when she and a man get intimate the man's penis get trapped in her "web" of pubes thus, he is un-able to finish.
Dude did you her about Mitch and Amanda!? Apparently she had a Mexican Spider Pocket Mitch didn't know about.
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When you grease up your ballsack with deodorant and smack it on someones car. Deodorant is best used for the greasy sack stamp thats left behind.
“Man that guy pissed me off”
“Well what you going to do about it Tim?”
“im gonna grease up my ballsack and smack my old spice portobello grease stamp on his fucking car!”
“Well what you going to do about it Tim?”
“im gonna grease up my ballsack and smack my old spice portobello grease stamp on his fucking car!”
by W33DMAN420 January 21, 2019
Get the Old Spice Portobello mug.your partner gives u head then b4 you climax pull her head off ur mushroom, cum in your hand, and finally throw it in her face while saying Go web Go
Lisa a. OMG he totally crank that spider man all over me last night!
Lisa d. I kno you still have some on your face
Lisa d. I kno you still have some on your face
by bhjodrtzdtyfug March 7, 2009
Get the Crank that spider man mug.The Sri Lankan spider hold is a finishing move you use to absolutely fuck someone up in a street showing no mercy and absolute precision.
This trick is a highly dangerous manoeuvre used by only idiots
This trick is a highly dangerous manoeuvre used by only idiots
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by cutlurk October 17, 2006
Get the shife mug.When a person from a country that includes large amounts of spice in its diet (e.g. India) forcefully has sex or rapes another person.
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