spencers

a hellish store in the mall, which specializes in selling "cool" merchandize, namely to young adults ages 18-24. also a company that will do whatever it can to metaphorically take a dump on your chest if you work there(don't). boatloads of stupid questions, asshole-ish people, teenagers stealing, little kids screaming, crowded stores, shipments too large to find room for everything, psychotic upper managemnt people who yell at you if the store isn't pulling in enough cash...yet refuse to reward you if sales are in the plus side, thousands of things with the phrase "try me" on them, which will quite literally drive you insane, "secret shoppers", etc. etc. everyone wants to work here because they "think it will be fun" trust me, it gets old fast. they promise you raises and promotions you will never see unless you intend to make a career out of retail. they never pay people what they are worth. everyone is taken advantage of.

spencers can blow me

i need a new job

by Jake L. December 17, 2006

Spencers

A cool store that has some nice accesories and um stuff for adults who want to do certain...things.

Hey that dildo at Spencers is on sale.

by Eric December 29, 2004

Spencer

A thural young fly nigga that gets all the wavy light skin girls. Very true to the game unlike people he knows. Really down to earth typa guy

Spencer real thural

by thural January 5, 2017

spencer smith

the hottie drummer from p!atd..i really dont understand the fuss that all these teenie boppers make about brendon urie..i just dont see it.

teenie bopper:oh..em..geeze have u seen brendon urie from panic! at the disco. he's sooo HAWT!

level headed teen:what ever! spencer smith is gorgeous and u need to look at more than just the frontman...let me guess u think pete wentz is hawter than patrcik too right?

by S.O.S...nobody help me July 18, 2006

Speng

British slang for an idiot or a fool.

Hey Harry you are such a speng!

by Doggie lover 69 September 21, 2017

spencer

A hunk of a man who never shaves.
Incredibly hairy

Also resembles the leader of the Nazi party.

Woah is that guys name Spencer?
Why would you think that?
He looks like a nazi and is soooo hairy!

by Mr bomber preet sidhu November 21, 2018

Octavia Spencer

the act of purposely putting actual shit (human or animal) in someone's food as a show of one's distain towards another.

originated by a notorious (albeit hilarious) scene in 2011's "The Help" by the character of Minny Jackson, portrayed by Octavia Spencer.

"Dave and Kyle may have succeeded in getting that homophobic baker to finally make their wedding cake but, I'm not going to eat it. You know that bigot Octavia Spencered that shit...with shit."

by bottomboy tj June 16, 2018