Daytona Speed Jack

When running late but still have the urge to rub one out.

Sorry I'm late but I had to do a Daytona Speed Jack.

by Pussy Beavers November 14, 2020

Faster than the speed of nut

When events are taking place at an incredibly fast pace, similar to when a man is having sex and ejaculates much ealier than expected.

"How are they moving in together already? Their relationship is moving faster than the speed of nut!"

by Monkey Jane January 12, 2017

free speed

A pair of sunglasses worn while playing crew that immediately grants the user increased speed on the water with no extra effort applied.

You don’t stand a chance now that I’ve got my new free speed

by Meccc June 2, 2018

speed

OK… Here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed. One winner. 42 losers. I eat losers for breakfast. Breakfast. Wait, maybe I should have had breakfast. A little breck-y could be good for me. No, no, no, stay focused. Speed. I’m faster than fast. Quicker than quick. I am Lightning!

I am speed
speed am I

by johngwallis March 4, 2019

hippie speedball

A joint and an espresso.

I can't do anything in the morning until I've had my hippie speedball.

by Chase Atherton May 12, 2004

Eminem Speed

The act of spitting a rhyme at a ridiculous speed.

guy 1: Dude, did you see Brandon Lamar's remix of 6'7'?

guy2: yeah, he has Eminem speed

by JustaKid13 February 19, 2011

Stoner speedball

A milder version of the "kiddie speedball," the Stoner speedball is when users ingest or smoke marijuana (depressant) and drink copious amounts of coffee or energy drink (stimulant). A safe alternative.

Dan: Hey you want try a speedball?

Matt: No thanks brah I'm stoner speedballin'

by BME222 January 3, 2010