Spartan Smoker

Someone who will smoke weed out of anything, and under any circumstances.

Damn, that's an apple, and this is a church, you really are a Spartan Smoker.

by Corn Hungis December 14, 2021

A Spartans Prayer

What I call homo-sapiens with abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good..you are "A Spartans Prayer"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 13, 2025

A Spartan's Prayer

When someone says: "Achilles, the sound engineer, born by hands and killed by feet because he was endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest".

Person 1: Hey, do you know the Spartans Prayer?
Person 2: Yes, I call it a Spartan's prayer

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 06, 2025

Spartan

A man who doesn't masterbate at all as it will draw all his energy from him. Similar to how boxers don't have sex prior to a big fight. Like Samson had his power in his hair. Men have their strength related hormones in their balls.

He's gone straight Spartan this whole year and he looks super jacked I'm the gym.

by Piddique April 30, 2019

Spartan

One who has the ability to stay up for days on end and shag every bird in sight and cause absolute destruction without the impedance of the law

Spartan meaning too shagger and coke animal

by The obvious Jew July 12, 2023

Spartans

alternate name for the aespa fans, it was coined by a user on twitter

Spartans are one of the best fandoms in kpop

by blinditachii June 01, 2021

Spartans

That wasn't the Spartans though. He's conflating a story about the Spartan and THE GUYS WHO BEAT THE SPARTANS. Which was a gay sect... Hold on let me look up the name... The Sacred Band of Thebes.

Hym "Yeah, no, that wasn't the Spartans. Maybe the cheese thing is true but no the gay lovers pairing up is a different story. That's not how that happened."

by Hym Iam March 08, 2024