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Soviet's Pie

A special pie made during the Cold War Era by Soviet bakers consisting of cherries, chocolate, plutonium, bown sugar, and whipped cream.
Russian: I do love a good Soviet's Pie
CIA: what
by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018
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Soviet Union

HIGH ON VODKA PUTIN RIDING A BEAR
by Lillian Pumpernickel September 30, 2018
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Soviet of the union

When somebody is acting like some kind of big shot Russian communist.

A do-gooder that thinks they deserve some kind of award from the dictator.
"Who made you Soviet of the Union?"
"What does that make you, Soviet of the union?"
"They should've named you Soviet of the union"
by Joey_Steel October 16, 2018
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Soviet Union

The Soviet Union, or referred to as the USSR (United Soviet Socialist Republics) is a communist army that included 15 countries including Russia, Belarus and more. Their main language was Russian. They started in 1922 and ended in 1991. Their first leader was Vladimir Lenin.
СОВЕТСКЙ АРМИА!!!!!!!! (SOVIET UNION!!!!!!!!)
by SovietGopnik September 6, 2019
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soviet suck

When it’s 1957 and Nikita Sergeyevich Khrushchev orders the mass oral sexual stimulation of all of the USSR’s great comrades. All females are required to recite the whole USSR National Song while preforming the stimulation. After which the man then stands up and pours a full liter of true Russian Vodka on the female.
For example:

Vladimir: Mikhail, did Olga preform the Soviet Suck last night?

Mikhail: Yes comrade, May the CCCP last forever.

Both: For the motherland.
by Красная Ракета February 29, 2020
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Soviet Hair Salon

A hair salon where everyone gets the same exact haircut.
Person 1: All those people have the same bowl-shaped hair
Person 2: Heck yeah boi it's the Soviet Hair Salon
by Anti Social Cuddlefish March 25, 2020
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Soviet simba

When you’re having period sex with a girl And you use the blood to draw a line on her forehead like they did to simba in the lion king
You: I got my red wings last night

Friend 1: ew did you at least make it worth it

You: hell yeah I gave her a Soviet simba
by Phried Philosopher December 27, 2020
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