sofa king wii tawd dead

another way of saying so fucking retarded

Jake: "hey mike did u know you are sofa king wii tawd dead?"
Mike: "no dude, but i did know you were"

by saynab February 4, 2009

sofa

abreviated version of so fucking

man, my fupa hurts sofa much!

by mr. fupa king September 2, 2006

SOFA

Southern Oregon Fat Ass

Checking out the women at the bar, they were all SOFAs.

by Diesel Driver January 11, 2009

Sofa Talker

A person who's half asleep trying to talk as if they're fully awake.

"Eric was sofa talking when he told me what to put as the definition of a Sofa Talker"

by celaa January 2, 2010

sofa growth

Some one who is too lazy to get off the sofa. Much like the mattress growth

The sofa growth decided to get up and move today.

by jaloolie August 31, 2010

sofa injunction

When your wife insists you sleep on the couch after she finds out the details of your super injunction and stops believing that you and that cheap whore are "just friends".

Jon: I hear Ryan Giggs got served a sofa injunction.
Emma: Ouch. That's got to hurt.
Jon: Not really, he's pretty into shemming.

by dontknockit September 27, 2011

sofa gob

Sofa Gobs are those who comment on and/or criticise reality tv participants - (xfactor, britains got talent, im a celeb) and think they can do better themselves. Sofa gobs are closely related to back seat drivers and couch potatoes.

"Sofa gobs" can be found the length and breadth of the UK on Saturday and Sunday evenings commenting on popular television programmes.

"I could do better meself sat on this bloody sofa than that crock of shite and i`ve got a bloody sore throat!"

"Look at the state of her - Kitty needs to go"
"Listen to that Devlin - sounds like a cat on heat"
"Omg - shes an ugly cow"
"Is that Fatima a bloke?"
"I could have got all them stars!"

by Sara Rabbit November 27, 2011