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Kooch Smooch

An imprint of the female genitalia left after sitting naked, for example after using talcum powder.
You've left a kooch smooch on that chair!
by Teuchtar73 May 10, 2025
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Chocolate smooches

The act of defecating on a woman's labia then providing oral sex
I took Jenny out to taco bell last week and when we got back to her apartment she wanted me to eat her out after I dookie on her coochie. Gross! I dont want any chocolate smooches !
by CrustyUncle69 March 5, 2025
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Smooching

The act of transferring semen from one’s male genitalia to another’s while each tip is in contact with the other.
Those two guys were smooching in the washroom just now
by SSJSmoochum March 26, 2025
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Chocolate Smooch

When there's a little bit of shit on someone's asshole hair, but you're trooper and eat their ass anyway.
"Dude, last night I gave Sasha a chocolate smooch!"
"Nice!"
by Gordoncheese May 17, 2018
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spaghetti smooch

Another name for an Italian Kiss, fingering a woman while French kissing.
In a heterosexual relationship, a woman likes to have a spaghetti smooch along with her man's meatballs.
by GLT75 May 31, 2019
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Smooch

A girl that only sucks dick and doesn’t get anything in return
that bitch a smooch
by K.G.A October 23, 2022
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SSJ Smooching

The direct transferral of one dude’s ding-dong’s pleasure juice into another dude’s wing-wong
Cory and Chad were SSJ Smooching last night, it was highly romantic
by SSJSmoochum April 10, 2025
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