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Smegma

i love how this smegma tastes
by foreskinslapper February 18, 2024
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Smegma

Smegma is a combination of shed skin cells, skin oils, and moisture. It occurs in both male and female mammalian genitalia
For example: daiton garside has stinky smegma 24/7 (he needs a wash)
by Stinky smeg October 20, 2023
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smegma

this is a yummy substance that tastes like cheese and grows on penisses. Its edible and quite good
that boy's got a lot of smegma nice
by bbc van traicy January 11, 2023
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Smegma lord

A gamer or geeky dude who has bad hygiene, smells bad and does not wear deodorant.
Don’t want to go to the super smash bros tournament since there are too many smegma lords and it reeks.
by MisamisaHime June 11, 2022
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Smegma Ball

A dung beetle like ball but it is made from the "cheese" of ones uncircumcised. Unnaturally occurring phenomenon, only made through ones curiosity and boredom.
Mert: Hey did you see how big Kuba's smegma ball was?
Cumfadel: Yeah, that shit was like a medicine ball.
Corey: Hey, look at mine!
by mrhds January 19, 2024
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Paul’s smegma

paul’s smegma means a man’s penis that has some sort ofcheese” on it, peiple can eat it and sell it
“hey i need some of paul’s smegma
okay here”
by yellow turf December 6, 2023
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pussy smegma

When an inexperienced or dirty man has a crusty pp and he stinks up your vajayjay
Girl me and Shanay were having a 3 way with Rob and he gave us that pussy Smegma.
by Beans burnt July 21, 2020
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