Sloppy Joe from my Girlfriend

When your girlfriend is giving you a golden shower and inadvertently defecates on you.

What started out as a lot of fun turned into a sloppy Joe from my girlfriend.

by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021

Sloppy Joe

diarrhea

"Nigga i left a Sloppy Joe in the toilet"
"Dinner is served"

by johnboy6837 May 18, 2017

Sloppy Joe

another word to use for hoe, usually said by miserable cows named Courntey

Caitlyn: They think I'm sloppy joe cause they think that I'm a hoe! I'm not!

by Nisie April 26, 2016

Sloppy Joe

A girl wh makes slurping sounds while sucking dick.

That thot gave me head and the neighbors made a noise complaint. She a sloppy joe

by BootyBiterBillyBob December 28, 2017

Sloppy Joe

When someone with dementia sucks you off with a mouth full of dip.

Grandma gave me a sloppy Joe.

by Sky-Daddy April 22, 2024

Sloppy Joe

Like the Sloppy Toppy or a Blow Job but instead of the male penis in a woman mouth its in a male's mouth.

Bro i bet Noah gives the sloppiest Sloppy Joes!

by ThatWiseGie March 6, 2021

Sloppy Joe Biden

Receiving messy oral from somebody you definitely don’t want to admit you got it from; or, receiving oral from somebody who may or may not be all there

“Yeah, last week she came over and came me the ole Sloppy Joe Biden”

“You got an SJB from them?”

“Yeah, just keep it to yourself but it was great”

by junkiemonkey737 March 25, 2024