sleng

When some body is sexy or good looking

Example: wooooaah shalisa was looking sleng today

by Savannah69 September 8, 2015

lambs to the slaughter

1) This phrase refers to any event where innocent person(s) were taken quietly and unassumingly to their deaths without the people who know them discovering about it until after it happened.

2) It is also a short story by Roald Dahl, the author of charlie and the chocolate factory.

"The Jews were lead to the showers like lambs to the slaughter during WWII"


"At Gethsemane, Christ knew he had to be led like a lamb to the sluaghter"

by Gumba Gumba March 10, 2004

Slaughtered

When your totally fuckin shit faced, then you have a few more...

Omg jonny was so slaughtered at the partay!

by Baybee December 3, 2003

sledgehammer

The model of bicycle Pedro Sanchez rides in the movie "Napoleon Dynamite." It has a shock, pegs, and a mexican flag flying from the seatpost. Lucky! He regularly takes it off sweet jumps and gets like three feet of air.

Pedro: Eets a sledgehammer.

by Uncle Rico February 28, 2005

slaughtered

An Irish term used to describe a person who has had one (or eleven) too many.

I was fuckin' slaughtered after that last pint.

by Jarsy April 11, 2005

Todd Slaughter

A jumped up, sexing his own bum English gentleman who was interviewed by Borat Ishmael Chorkyz Sagdiyev about the sport of Bowling on a Channel 4 documentary. He finds his own quips hilaric and oestentacious, occasionally secreting excrement from his anus hole and in to his Y-front knickers, therefore creating a Prarie Dog, a.k.a. Touching Cloth. His favourite personal characteristic is his nickname, or his pseudonym, nome de gerre or soubriquet - Tod. He loves it and truly - if it was humanly possible, would intercourse oneself on a numerous and occasional basis.

1) Todd: "Todd Slaughter...Tawwwd Slawwghuter!"
"I always think of it...laaaaughter - with an S in front"

2) "My first name Tod - 'tis a nickname...a pseudonym, a nome de gerre...a soubriquet."

by Olli Phillips January 14, 2008

The Roman Sledge Hammer

A sexual position adopted by the late Septimus Decimus Octavius III in Goth occupied Rome. It is said that no position could match The Roman Sledge Hammer, which involves a man performing multiple cartwheels into his required orifice whilst clenching seedless olives in between his toes. This position was later beaten by the feared Bosnian Quiche.

"I gave her a right good Roman Sledge Hammering last night" Jeff.
"Did you use the seedless green olives from Sainsburies I told you about?" Joe.
"Well... yes, but they were stuffed with Feta cheese!" Jeff
"Then you didn't fucking perform The Roman Sledge Hammer you cunt, (See cunt) Octavius himself would be turning in his grave!" Joe

by Lel Cordell April 27, 2008