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shopper

worthless. a person or thing that is worthless or unoriginal.
1st person: yar tu sohaib ko jaanta hai?
2nd person: haan shopper hai bohat bara.
by bus tu hi hai jaani!! November 27, 2012
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Skipper

A colloquial term for the region of the human brain that is key in the solving of mathematical, and theoretical problems. Derived from the idea that it 'skips' all unnecessary information, exacting conclusions in an effortless, 'skipping-like' manner, it is often referred to as the 'calculator' section of the brain.

Deficiency in the Skipper is sometimes, but not always, accompanied by increased artistic and creative skill, as brain power and space is diverted to the creative section.

However overdeveloped Skippers also have the side effect of causing slight eccentricity and random spasmodic outbursts of affection, which often can be mistaken for a mental affliction.

Professionals should always be consulted when differentiating between an overdeveloped or hyperactive Skipper, and mental conditions.

People with the advanced mathematical capacity, and eccentricity are often referred to simply with the pseudonym 'Skipper'.
That guy is on some next maths hype.
Must be a Skipper.

Is he a bit weird?
Nah just an over-active Skipper-he's good at physics too.
by DerRealDeal November 24, 2011
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Amazon Shopper

People who have an unrealistic expectation of an appropriate timeline for delivery of a product from a small company due to amazon’s 2 day shipping.
The fussy Amazon shoppers attack the comments of ineverheardofyou’s Instagram to get revenge for the outrageous shipping time
by Schmukz May 14, 2020
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Shopper of Mass Destruction

The retail shoppers who make sure that they mess up the whole store in search for that one shirt they MUST have which ends up getting returned a week later.
John- "My department looks perfect. Nothing can mess this up. I can finally relax!"
Bill- "OH No! Its a Shopper of Mass Destruction! Hurry and lock the doors.
John- "I don't have enough time...We're done for...!"
by Sephium April 5, 2011
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Shoppers back

When you've been out shopping with your good wife/ladyfriend/hetero life partner/etc and spent the hours acting as a pack mule. And general shopping trolley. The back and general lumbar region may begin to ache or throb. This phenomenon is known as 'shoppers back'
Sinead: Thank you so much for carry my bags sweet heart.

Paulina: No problem, but i think i may need to stop for some whippy soon as i feel a chronic case of shoppers back coming on.
by Gerald Oatlove January 19, 2013
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Stopper Shit

The stopper shit is a type of shit that takes a lengthy amount of time and egregious amounts of effort to push out, only for it to be tiny and often round. This shit’s namesake is due to it often being followed by a flood of diarrhea, hence it being a stopper, as it plugs the hole until removed.
“Man I’m not feeling well, last night I pushed out a stopper shit and damn near blasted half my guts out after.”
by AverageSchizo September 13, 2022
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copper stoppered

To be stopped, questioned, interrogated, hassled, etc. by the police, often with little or no provocation by the stopped victim.
I got copper stoppered again last night on my paper route.
by Robert Anderson April 28, 2006
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