Nero Wolfgang Amadeus Simmons II

A noted Haddonfield composer who has written many works, such as Ode to Dallas. He is a big fan of the Cowboys, and as such his works have not quite achieved fame yet. His pastimes include watching football, playing the trumpet, and competing on the Academic Challenge team with Cashcow and Ezkett. He is a man of few words, but his saying hold immense wisdom.

Wolfgang: Hey mips-hater do you have the english homework?
Cashcow: How are you Wolfgang!
Wolfgang: That's me.

by Eszett January 31, 2005

simmonized

One who has been slain by the evil dark lord (maths teacher) Mr Simmonds, one of his most notorious simmonizations was that of Mr Frimpong.

Frimpong got simmonized!!

by ADAMMAN September 26, 2006

Summoner

A magic-wielder who uses his gift to summon creatures to his aid. The Summoner is capable of creating new creatures, as well as summoning existing ones. As a result, the Halz'da, Nuethare, and Luthrozuul were some of the new creatures commonly seen today that were created by Summoners.

The Summoner was trapped between two deaf hitmen, so he let his Luthrozuul do the talking.

by Detranova August 4, 2003

simmons

a person, usually male, who likes to dress up weirdly or put make up on

guy 1: see that guy over there the one with the eye shadow

guy 2: you mean the simmons

by kobie22 April 11, 2009

simonellis

A person who everyone likes and loves to death. the most gorgeous guy in the world.

yes, i would like shag that simonellis to death

by alan the philosopher October 2, 2003

simmonds

Pre-ejaculation penis fluid slightly rusty coloured

"Oh no ive simmonds my pants"

by Rupert88 March 17, 2008

Simone

Simone is a girl who is fun to be around and talk to and has a good sense of humour and loves to make jokes, she is very social with a beatiful body but doesnt worry about what she eats, She can be quiet sometimes but it doesnt mean she isnt up for making jokes or having fun, She is practicly the best person in the world.
when you got her, she'll love you like no other, she'll make sure you know it.she respects her man, aint no one gonna talk shit about him without getting killed. let her know you love her, never let her go, if you do you'll never move on or get over her.

Simone

by lovesimone January 2, 2017